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Default How To Ejaculate Properly - September 8th, 2012, 01:24

Most people don't know how to properly ejaculate, today I will tell you how to ejaculate like a pro! So you can grow up and be like one of those porn stars who never miss. This guide will teach you how to:
  • Jizz a further distance.
  • Have a better aim.

1. The trick is all in the "ring finger". The picture below will tell you which finger that is.


2. When you are about to ejaculate firmly make your ring fingers grip tighter near the bottom of your penis. Here is a picture from the bottom of a penis showing you the spot. Squeeze the red line.


3. When you start ejaculating make your grip tighter, and your jizz will shoot out like a bullet!

I tested this in myself, I was in the bathtub and actually hit the wall. My aim was dead on!

Goodluck to all, post your results.

ALSO will be giving 1 on 1 lessons for RSGP or DPins.
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Default Re: How To Ejaculate Properly - September 8th, 2012, 01:25

Legit


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Default Re: How To Ejaculate Properly - September 8th, 2012, 01:25

i can vouch for this guide



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Default Re: How To Ejaculate Properly - September 8th, 2012, 01:26

Best guide.
  
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Default Re: How To Ejaculate Properly - September 8th, 2012, 01:27

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Default Re: How To Ejaculate Properly - September 8th, 2012, 01:29

I'd like to vouch this. sent girl to hospital with perfect shot to the eye.
  
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Default Re: How To Ejaculate Properly - September 8th, 2012, 01:30

LMFAO.
  
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Default Re: How To Ejaculate Properly - September 8th, 2012, 01:32

masturbation tips for nrgp illegal?
  
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Default Re: How To Ejaculate Properly - September 8th, 2012, 01:33

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masturbation tips for nrgp illegal?
I requested RSGP or DPins not NRGP, would you like 1 on 1 services?





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Default Re: How To Ejaculate Properly - September 8th, 2012, 01:44

[ss]What the fuck did I just read? Omg..Bro you made me die laughing! I love you![/ss]




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